1. loregasmic:

    thecakebar:

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Peanut Butter S’mores Bars 

    …could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shooting my fucking load.

  2. Cake Boss in a nutshell…

    barebackbearyak:

    Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

    Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

  3. "I Guess"
    I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass. (via torrecillas)
  4. hatfullofsky:

    You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

    Shit I’m already there

  5. flatsound:

    i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

  6. placatory:

Facebook on We Heart It.

    placatory:

    Facebook on We Heart It.

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